A Letter to the Tectonic Plates of Haiti

Dear Plate Tectonics,

The people of Haiti have been living outside, in fear for over a month now. Please stop your party as it is causing continued disturbance upstairs and we are no longer able to sleep due to your late night after parties.... we understand it's in your nature to rock and roll but how about you retire- as you have gotten old.

Sincerely,

Haiti.

PS: I mentioned my dad is coming and he will be collecting certain supplies to bring out here which we need to move the kids into a house (YAY!) If you would like to help with these supplies, email my mom at kagstrom@surewest.net and she will let you know where they are at and their needs for that. THANKS!